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I'm thinking of writing about
therapy. That's a really bad idea.

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I'll be fine.
I know what I'm doing.

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Oh, thank Jesus.
I have to tell someone.

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I'm pregnant.

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I do not have a man-shaped hole
in my life.

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Do you ever drink
any of that champagne you dole out?

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With the right company.

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Don't have sex with Kieran.

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Mwah! You remember Laura?
Oh, of course, yeah. Hi, Laura.

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Ow!

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CHANTING: Save the bees!

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LAURA: A small gathering
of seven protesters.

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BUZZING
Bug off.

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Fucking little bastards.

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Sorry. I just...
(I actually hate bees.)

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I got stung when I was five,
under the arm. I never got over it.

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You're sure it wasn't a wasp?

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I think it was, actually.

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Same thing.

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You don't have to
walk me to work every day.

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It's barely there. A smudge. But don't you
feel different? My father sense is tingling.

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Don't forget to pick up a present
for your mum. I was thinking.

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If we tell them our news, it would
be the best birthday present ever.

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Are you kidding me? No.

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We can't tell anyone. It's too early.
Especially your mum. It's bad luck.

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We could tell them, and then, when they're on cloud
nine, we can ask them to help pay for the wedding.

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That's a bit mercenary. I don't want to
use a foetus to squeeze money out of your folks.

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It's a dream come true for them,
us giving them a grandchild.

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It's like having their pin code. No way. We're
not asking them to pay for any part of the wedding.

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Your mum would just take over.

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She'd want to invite a busload of your mad cousins
up from Dungarvan, for starters. Well, minibus.

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Anyway, I want all the mad cousins
there. I thought you did too.

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You want a big wedding. We can't afford it on our own.
Biggish - that we can afford on our own.

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Two minutes. What's "biggish"?

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Just that. Big-ish.

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What's the difference?

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Biggish is a day we can still call our own but
not get lost in a fucking Where's Wally? picture.

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All right, but biggish is still
more than we can afford, so just think about it.

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Maybe. I need to go.
Bye, little smudge.

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See how many bee puns
you can get into your copy.

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A hive of activity.
Give bees a chance.

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Bee-lieve in yourself.

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I need to go get some supplies.

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For Ella.
We're making a Worry Monster.

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What's a Worry Monster? What it says on the tin.
A monster that eats your worries.

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Can you make ME one? You'd die
from overfeeding. I'd pace myself.

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Laura?

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It's me. It's Daniel.

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Oh, my God.

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Oh, my God! I didn't recognise you!

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Your hair, it's all short and...
Yeah.

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SHE CHUCKLES
The suit and... Yeah.

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Wow! You look grown-up.

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You look...exactly the same.

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What? No way. Yes, yes.

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Is that a compliment or an insult?
HE CHUCKLES

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I see you're at
the Dublin Standard.

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It's great your dream worked out.
I'm... I'm really proud of you.

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Thank you!

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That means a lot.

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At least someone's noticed
what I'm doing. Yeah.

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It's really good to bump into you. I've
been thinking about getting in touch recently.

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Is the band getting back together? I could
do a piece for the paper. No, it's not that.

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Erm...no. I wonder if you fancy...
catching up sometime.

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Yeah, sure. Yeah? Yeah.

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What about tonight, after work?
Are you doing anything?

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I am now! OK, great.

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Erm... Conlan's? Oh, perfect!
Their nachos are so good. Right.

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So, six OK? Perfect.

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I mean, unless World War III starts
and I have to cover it from an Irish angle.

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SHE STARTS TO LAUGH Yeah, no, I shouldn't
joke about that, with the world being so...

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I mean, we're all fucked.

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But...yeah, great.

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I'll see you later, then.

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Cool. Right, lads, come on.

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See you later. Love you.

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Laura! Laura.

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How is the piece with your friend's
therapy thing coming along?

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Oh, yeah. Erm...
It's nearly written. Oh.

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It's not started.

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But when it is, I think it'll
pour out of her really quickly.

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Claire's really looking forward
to seeing it, so...

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Oh, I love Barcelona! Yeah.

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The Gothic Quarter,
canalone, calamari,

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those long onion things...
Yeah, all the foods. All of 'em.

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Are you going? Mm-hm. Long weekend.

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Ah! Nice one.

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You're not taking Samara? Of course
I'm not taking Samara. Yeah, sorry. I know.

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I'm taking my wife.
I know. Of course.

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It's good that you're aware.

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Making better choices,
being better people.

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Learning from our mistakes.
Right.

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I'm moving on myself too.

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With an ex.

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First love, actually. Yeah.

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We're going on a date, tonight.

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He's got a briefcase now.
Is that a good thing? Bad thing?

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I'd say that's a bad thing.
I know. I kind of thought that too.

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I dunno. Maybe I need a grown-up
in my life. What do you think?

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Sorry, Laura. If I don't book this, it's gonna time out.
Do you mind? Oh. Yeah. Sorry.

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I'm actually going on a date
tonight with my first love.

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He was a singer in a band.
He used to write songs about me.

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I bet this is the first time
you've had someone in here who can say that.

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I could sing you one of their songs if you
like, just so you can get a feel for the lyrics.

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Just checking you hadn't
fallen asleep there.

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How do you think I'm doing in here,
by the way?

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I'd love a bit of feedback on my... not performance
as such but... how do you think I'm doing?

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How do YOU think you're doing?
I think I'm doing really well.

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Well, there's...
I'm not sure about mentioning it

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because I'd have to tell you
something about me that I was hoping not to.

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'Cause it's all over now, and 'cause
I don't even think it's that relevant anyway.

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OK. Would you like to
say more about...

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..what it is you're trying to say?

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LAURA SIGHS
OK.

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Don't judge me but...

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..I've been involved
in a situation.

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Not drugs or trafficking
or anything like that.

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Although it's probably worse
as far as the Catholic Church is concerned,

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and everyone else -
apart from maybe the French.

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Do you want to tell me what it is,
Laura, instead of...

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I've been involved
with a man who has a wife.

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Do you want to tell me a bit more
about that relationship, how long it went on?

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No, it was just one time.

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One drunken time.

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Mistake. Oh. It's just you said you were
involved, so it made it sound like it was more...

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Oh. No, no. God, no.
Nothing like that.

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Anyway, I saw his wife this morning
for the first time.

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I often wondered
what she looked like.

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She's not all that, actually.
She's a bit mumsy.

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But I've always preferred to pretend that
she didn't exist, and I can't do that now.

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She's imprinted in my brain.
I can't get rid of her.

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It's driving me a bit...

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It's making me think about
doing something a bit...crazy.

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What kind of crazy
are we talking about here?

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I have this urge to tell her -
the truth about her husband.

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And maybe she deserves to know.

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What do you think?
Do you think it's a good idea?

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You're really into truth
and honesty and all that.

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Yeah, I'm very into truth
and honesty with yourself.

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In this situation, it would be
more helpful for you - for us -

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to explore why you want to tell
her, what you think that would achieve.

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It would be better to talk through some of THOSE
feelings instead of dumping them all on someone else.

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Maybe you're right.
You're good at this.

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In fact, I was thinking,

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could be quite interesting
to maybe interview you

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and maybe some of your clients,
patients, whatever you call them.

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Could maybe even write about
my own experience in here.

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I think the readers would find it really
interesting, and you might get some new clients.

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That would be
highly inappropriate, Laura.

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Thank God Daniel swept in
at just the right time.

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It's almost like he knew.

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You haven't told Laura yet
about the baby?

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She hasn't been happy-drunk enough
to break it.

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You'll never guess who
I bumped into after the protest.

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Slender Man? Daniel Thomas!

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What, the rock god?
What's going on with him?

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Is he still trying to get his talent
spotted? What he's up to is asking me out.

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Is this THE Daniel Thomas?

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First love. Love of my life.

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My reason for being
for eight years, eight amazing... Wasted years.

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You were buried alive by that band.

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Come on! It was first love.
It was intense.

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Yeah. I met the aftermath. Do you really
want to go there again? I wouldn't go near him.

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Jesus! Are you two allergic
to good news or something?

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Going back seems to be working out
pretty well for you.

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If this moves at the same rate, we could
be looking at a double wedding later this year.

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Joking! Although you never know.

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I wish I'd started seeing Dr F
10 years ago.

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I'd probably be married,
kids, beautiful home,

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and be a really successful author.

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Feels like everything's
falling into place.

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RINGTONE

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Falling into place for all of us.

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Who's Sean?
Just a guy I met at the awards.

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He was not "just a guy" at the awards.
He was THE guy at the press awards.

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The rainmaker. Huh? The one
that ended the four-year dry spell.

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ALISON GASPS
And?

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I was, you know, quenched. Ooh!

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Why don't the six of us
get together and go for drinks?

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Or for dinner. We could have a proper dinner
party, discuss our rich and varied lives.

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Steady on, Laura. You've only just met him.
Right. I need a tea now, to celebrate.

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Just skip that other thing.
Her fuckin' head'll explode.

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Right. I'm off.

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Wish me luck on my hot date.

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I'm gonna go. I'm not stopping you.
Yeah, I know. I'm just saying.

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See you. See you.

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SHE GIGGLES

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Hi! Hi.

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Oh. Sorry. Erm...

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Take a seat. Thanks.

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Oh! A large Sauvignon blanc,
please.

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Nothing for me, thanks.

196
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So, are you still writing songs?
Oh, no. There's no money in it.

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I'm an actuary now.

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Aw! But you were so talented!

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D'you know my all-time favourite
song that you wrote?

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It was just when we first
got together.

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Yeah.

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SHE GIGGLES
I absolutely love that.

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I'd never have kept to the music so long if
you hadn't kept telling me how brilliant I was.

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But you WERE brilliant.
I wasn't really.

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Yes, you really bloody well were!

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we're fine

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Thanks.

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were always on my mi-i-ind.

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Oh! You remember that?

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SHE GIGGLES
Gorgeous!

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Still drinking, then. Mm.

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SHE GIGGLES

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SHE SIGHS

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Good to see you again. Yeah.

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To be honest, it's a bit
of a novelty for me - a date.

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You'd think these things would get
easier with age, but they don't.

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Oh. Are you very old?
I was, but then I got divorced.

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HE LAUGHS

222
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You mentioned you had
an exhibition coming up.

223
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Yeah, at the Riverside Gallery.

224
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If you need any help with anything,

225
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sponsors, promotion, just
getting people through the door...

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Thanks, but it's all arranged.
By me.

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Of course.

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Just trying to help.

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What's the theme?
Toxic masculinity.

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Big subject.

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Are we any closer to a cure?

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SHE CHUCKLES

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No.

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HE CHUCKLES

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Do you think you'd have got into
journalism if we hadn't broken up?

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No, probably not.

237
00:13:52,200 --> 00:13:55,400
I was too busy helping you
follow your dream.

238
00:13:55,440 --> 00:13:59,200
It's easier than following my own,
you know? Less to lose.

239
00:13:59,240 --> 00:14:03,240
Hey, I don't regret a second of it.
They were great times.

240
00:14:03,280 --> 00:14:07,680
Do you remember the first gig
the band ever played? Yeah. THEY CHUCKLE

241
00:14:07,720 --> 00:14:12,440
Apart from my family and friends,
it was literally two men and a dog.

242
00:14:12,480 --> 00:14:14,920
I was so proud.

243
00:14:14,960 --> 00:14:17,960
It was as if it was
the main stage at Electric Picnic,

244
00:14:18,000 --> 00:14:21,120
as if it was me up there.
SHE GIGGLES

245
00:14:21,160 --> 00:14:27,120
Yeah, you give everything to that first big relationship.
You don't hold anything back. Totally.

246
00:14:27,160 --> 00:14:29,640
I gave 200% of myself to you.

247
00:14:29,680 --> 00:14:33,360
I've only given 50% since.

248
00:14:33,400 --> 00:14:35,360
Approx.

249
00:14:35,400 --> 00:14:39,760
Yeah, I think part of you
always loves your first love.

250
00:14:39,800 --> 00:14:41,800
Do you know what I mean?

251
00:14:44,680 --> 00:14:46,960
Do you fancy something stronger?

252
00:14:47,000 --> 00:14:50,920
We could carpe the shit out of
what's left of this diem and...

253
00:14:50,960 --> 00:14:52,560
see what happens.

254
00:14:52,600 --> 00:14:56,040
Oh. No. I...

255
00:14:56,080 --> 00:14:57,720
can't.

256
00:14:57,760 --> 00:14:59,680
I've erm...

257
00:14:59,720 --> 00:15:01,520
I've got twins.

258
00:15:02,520 --> 00:15:06,000
Twin...twin babies?
Twin babies, yeah. Baby twins.

259
00:15:06,040 --> 00:15:07,640
W...

260
00:15:07,680 --> 00:15:09,760
Oh, my God! That's amazing!

261
00:15:09,800 --> 00:15:11,920
I love twins!

262
00:15:11,960 --> 00:15:14,800
Er, what... So, boys? Girls?

263
00:15:14,840 --> 00:15:17,240
Gender-neutral?
One of each, actually.

264
00:15:17,280 --> 00:15:21,200
That's...the most...
beautiful thing ever!

265
00:15:21,240 --> 00:15:23,320
So are you married, then?

266
00:15:23,360 --> 00:15:25,080
Next month.

267
00:15:25,120 --> 00:15:26,640
That's...

268
00:15:26,680 --> 00:15:28,880
This is all such great news!

269
00:15:28,920 --> 00:15:32,320
What about you? Are you married?
Kids? Anyone?

270
00:15:33,880 --> 00:15:37,440
Yeah, no, early...
Everything's brilliant with me.

271
00:15:37,480 --> 00:15:41,480
I've got the fantastic career,
as you know,

272
00:15:41,520 --> 00:15:43,080
fantastic friends

273
00:15:43,120 --> 00:15:44,760
and a fantastic love life.

274
00:15:44,800 --> 00:15:47,200
Oh, God, it's great. You know?

275
00:15:47,240 --> 00:15:49,840
We're both so happy.

276
00:15:50,440 --> 00:15:51,840
Yeah.

277
00:15:51,880 --> 00:15:55,960
Look, erm, the reason
I wanted to meet up...

278
00:15:57,240 --> 00:15:59,960
I've been in recovery recently,

279
00:16:00,000 --> 00:16:03,160
and since becoming a dad,

280
00:16:03,200 --> 00:16:07,120
I've been thinking about the past,
who I was, and...

281
00:16:07,160 --> 00:16:11,720
I wanted to say sorry for being
such a dick when we broke up.

282
00:16:13,960 --> 00:16:17,440
No. No, you weren't a dick.

283
00:16:17,480 --> 00:16:20,360
Our relationship, it was amazing.

284
00:16:22,360 --> 00:16:24,400
And, to be honest, Laura,

285
00:16:24,440 --> 00:16:29,240
I sometimes wish
you hadn't encouraged me so much

286
00:16:29,280 --> 00:16:32,040
with the music and stuff.

287
00:16:32,080 --> 00:16:35,600
What? I think
you arrested my development.

288
00:16:35,640 --> 00:16:39,160
And I think it was more
about you than me.

289
00:16:39,880 --> 00:16:44,200
And I think you needed me
to be someone.

290
00:16:44,240 --> 00:16:46,680
No, I didn't.

291
00:16:46,720 --> 00:16:49,520
No. And if I did, why the feck
didn't you say something?

292
00:16:49,560 --> 00:16:52,240
I didn't really see it back then.
You know?

293
00:16:52,280 --> 00:16:58,440
It's like you said about the dream stuff. I think
you were pushing me to fulfil both of our dreams.

294
00:16:58,480 --> 00:17:00,640
That's absolute bullshit, Daniel.

295
00:17:00,680 --> 00:17:03,040
You don't know
what you're talking about.

296
00:17:03,080 --> 00:17:06,400
Own your own fuck-ups.
That's what I do.

297
00:17:06,440 --> 00:17:10,120
I could have been out tonight
with my actual real boyfriend.

298
00:17:10,160 --> 00:17:12,520
I could...should be
at home with the twins.

299
00:17:12,560 --> 00:17:15,280
Oh, Jesus. You're not still
going on about them?

300
00:17:15,320 --> 00:17:18,120
Twin this, twin that. No-one cares.

301
00:17:18,160 --> 00:17:20,640
It doesn't make you George Clooney.

302
00:17:20,680 --> 00:17:22,280
I'm not saying... What?

303
00:17:22,320 --> 00:17:24,320
Hey! Can I have the bill?

304
00:17:24,360 --> 00:17:27,160
OK. Thank you.
No! I'm getting my own.

305
00:17:27,200 --> 00:17:29,200
And I'm putting it on expenses.

306
00:17:31,000 --> 00:17:33,160
No, actually, YOU can get it.

307
00:17:34,160 --> 00:17:37,200
You always were a very...

308
00:17:37,240 --> 00:17:40,040
very weak man, Daniel.

309
00:17:40,080 --> 00:17:42,880
Enjoy your briefcase
and your twins.

310
00:17:42,920 --> 00:17:46,080
Why don't you put 'em in it,
take 'em for a walk?

311
00:17:53,000 --> 00:17:55,480
So, have you thought
about a dress yet?

312
00:17:55,520 --> 00:17:58,160
I wouldn't go for
one of those strapless ones.

313
00:17:58,200 --> 00:18:00,720
I don't think it would
do you any favours.

314
00:18:00,760 --> 00:18:02,680
And that's not being personal.

315
00:18:02,720 --> 00:18:05,360
I don't think
they're very flattering on anyone.

316
00:18:05,400 --> 00:18:09,560
And you run a high risk
of them falling down at night,

317
00:18:09,600 --> 00:18:11,840
and you wouldn't want that,
would you?

318
00:18:11,880 --> 00:18:14,520
I would.
We'll all be falling down at night.

319
00:18:14,560 --> 00:18:16,720
THEY LAUGH

320
00:18:16,760 --> 00:18:18,280
And what about a venue?

321
00:18:18,320 --> 00:18:23,040
Now, Martin's cousin Donna, she got
married in a barn up in Armagh,

322
00:18:23,080 --> 00:18:27,680
and once she got used to the smell
of stale dung, it was all right.

323
00:18:27,720 --> 00:18:31,320
Though I'm not sure
about those quirky venues.

324
00:18:31,360 --> 00:18:35,520
We've just started to look, Ma.
We're thinking a castle, and staying in Dublin.

325
00:18:35,560 --> 00:18:38,600
Or abroad. No. What?
You wouldn't want to do that.

326
00:18:38,640 --> 00:18:41,200
It's too expensive
for all the family to get there.

327
00:18:41,240 --> 00:18:43,840
What about the flower girls?

328
00:18:43,880 --> 00:18:49,120
Martin's cousin Marie, her children are very
photogenic - well, except for the youngest one.

329
00:18:49,160 --> 00:18:54,320
Excuse me a sec. Just need to
pop to the loo. Of course. I'm bursting.

330
00:19:03,080 --> 00:19:05,280
You're fuckin' joking me.

331
00:19:07,360 --> 00:19:11,280
RECORDING: Hey. You've reached
Katie. Leave a message. (For fuck's sake.)

332
00:19:17,120 --> 00:19:22,040
So, I was just telling Ma and Da that
the birthday prosecco isn't her only present.

333
00:19:22,600 --> 00:19:25,160
We've got you something else.
Some news.

334
00:19:25,200 --> 00:19:27,560
Shall we have a dessert?

335
00:19:27,600 --> 00:19:30,240
I saw there was Arctic roll
on the menu earlier

336
00:19:30,280 --> 00:19:32,280
and I thought,
oh, that sounds fun.

337
00:19:32,320 --> 00:19:34,040
We could do sharesies.

338
00:19:36,600 --> 00:19:40,000
Going anywhere on holiday next
year? Erm, I've nothing planned.

339
00:19:40,040 --> 00:19:45,120
A colleague of mine is just back from Croatia.
She said it was lovely.

340
00:19:45,160 --> 00:19:46,760
You should go.

341
00:19:46,800 --> 00:19:50,560
OK. Alison is obviously
in denial about this, but...

342
00:19:50,600 --> 00:19:52,680
But nothing.

343
00:19:52,720 --> 00:19:54,440
There is no news.

344
00:19:54,480 --> 00:19:57,920
No news at all. It is nothing.

345
00:19:57,960 --> 00:19:59,960
There's no...thing.

346
00:20:00,680 --> 00:20:06,520
But what about... There is no... But you said we'd tell.
.. There is no news!...Martin.

347
00:20:07,520 --> 00:20:10,280
Erm, I'll have the Arctic roll,
please.

348
00:20:10,320 --> 00:20:13,720
And...four spoons.
SHE FORCES LAUGHTER

349
00:20:16,840 --> 00:20:18,440
Anyway...

350
00:20:18,480 --> 00:20:24,240
Dessert? I'm a sucker for sugar,
but you don't get off that easy.

351
00:20:24,280 --> 00:20:25,880
What's your story?

352
00:20:25,920 --> 00:20:29,680
Did you manage to pull off the
perfect caper, a blameless divorce?

353
00:20:29,720 --> 00:20:32,880
It certainly wasn't blameless.
I blame me.

354
00:20:33,800 --> 00:20:38,640
I'd just come out of a very messy
relationship and I was a bit lost.

355
00:20:38,680 --> 00:20:40,480
I met Rory.

356
00:20:40,520 --> 00:20:45,040
He seemed very...stable,
and he wanted a family,

357
00:20:45,041 --> 00:20:47,679
and I thought for the first time,
yeah, maybe I do too,

358
00:20:47,680 --> 00:20:49,880
so we married at a gallop.

359
00:20:49,920 --> 00:20:53,320
Then I had Ella.
And it all came into focus.

360
00:20:53,360 --> 00:20:55,360
Like a light came on.

361
00:20:55,400 --> 00:20:58,120
I couldn't stay married
to someone I didn't love.

362
00:20:58,160 --> 00:21:02,400
He wanted to stay together for Ella, but
I think that's way more damaging for a kid.

363
00:21:02,440 --> 00:21:04,440
To pretend? Yeah.

364
00:21:04,480 --> 00:21:08,320
Children pick up on those things.
They know more than Alexa. THEY CHUCKLE

365
00:21:08,360 --> 00:21:11,360
RINGTONE
As if by magic. I'd better take this.

366
00:21:13,320 --> 00:21:15,600
Is Ella OK?

367
00:21:16,920 --> 00:21:19,360
Those poisonous little witches.

368
00:21:19,400 --> 00:21:21,400
Tell her I'm coming.

369
00:21:22,840 --> 00:21:27,480
I'm gonna have to go. Anything I
can do to help? No! I don't need...

370
00:21:28,680 --> 00:21:31,720
Thank you. I owe you some sugar.

371
00:21:32,800 --> 00:21:35,120
I mean dessert, obviously.

372
00:21:36,360 --> 00:21:38,920
I'll call you, OK?
Sure. No problem.

373
00:21:54,120 --> 00:21:56,880
What are you looking for?
Have you got a craving?

374
00:21:56,920 --> 00:22:01,240
My ma's were chalk and petrol.
No, I haven't got a c... SHE SIGHS

375
00:22:01,280 --> 00:22:07,400
Have you seen the pregnancy tests? Over
here with the other stuff for the memory box.

376
00:22:07,440 --> 00:22:09,440
(Memory.)

377
00:22:11,520 --> 00:22:14,280
I got my period in the restaurant.

378
00:22:16,120 --> 00:22:18,520
That's what I was trying
to tell you.

379
00:22:21,080 --> 00:22:23,080
(Oh, shit.)

380
00:22:24,080 --> 00:22:25,720
2014.

381
00:22:27,320 --> 00:22:29,280
Out of date.

382
00:22:29,320 --> 00:22:31,640
Probably was never a baby anyway.

383
00:22:33,080 --> 00:22:35,080
Right.

384
00:22:35,120 --> 00:22:38,240
So much for my father sense, eh?

385
00:22:38,280 --> 00:22:40,280
Are you all right?

386
00:22:44,080 --> 00:22:45,680
HE SIGHS

387
00:22:45,720 --> 00:22:48,320
I was thinking of names.

388
00:22:48,360 --> 00:22:51,280
I was thinking Morag,
after my old granny.

389
00:22:51,320 --> 00:22:53,760
Baby...Morag?

390
00:22:53,800 --> 00:22:55,360
Mm. Do you like it?

391
00:22:55,400 --> 00:22:58,400
No, Martin, I hate it.

392
00:23:00,680 --> 00:23:03,640
MUSIC: Dirty Old Town
by The Pogues

393
00:23:06,000 --> 00:23:09,000


394
00:23:09,680 --> 00:23:12,680


395
00:23:14,120 --> 00:23:16,680


396
00:23:18,040 --> 00:23:21,360


397
00:23:21,400 --> 00:23:23,920
You know what I'd like to do
right now?

398
00:23:23,960 --> 00:23:27,600
I'd like to punch
Chloe Norris's lying face in.

399
00:23:27,640 --> 00:23:31,200
Unfortunately I can't, even if
they are lying little witches.

400
00:23:31,240 --> 00:23:33,720
What if they don't stop?

401
00:23:33,760 --> 00:23:35,960
Honey...

402
00:23:36,000 --> 00:23:39,520
I wish I could make sure no-one
ever calls you names, but I can't.

403
00:23:39,560 --> 00:23:41,160
They're not your friends.

404
00:23:41,200 --> 00:23:47,880
They're just this nest of trolls who want to
make everybody else as unhappy as they are. Yeah.

405
00:23:47,920 --> 00:23:52,400
You sure you're not hungry?
I'm actually starving. Great.

406
00:23:52,401 --> 00:23:54,639
Do you know what else
happened today? What?

407
00:23:54,640 --> 00:23:58,760
After Chloe and Nora said
horrible things to me... KNOCK AT DOOR

408
00:24:00,640 --> 00:24:02,640
Just a minute, Ellapops.

409
00:24:06,120 --> 00:24:12,280
What are you doing here? I was taking
the scenic route home and I thought I'd pop in.

410
00:24:12,320 --> 00:24:14,120
Thought this might help.

411
00:24:14,160 --> 00:24:16,480
How do you know where I live?

412
00:24:16,520 --> 00:24:19,280
A good journalist
never reveals his sources.

413
00:24:20,720 --> 00:24:23,080
Who is it? It's fine. It's no-one.

414
00:24:23,120 --> 00:24:25,720
It's fine. Just go back in.

415
00:24:26,880 --> 00:24:29,280
I said I'd call you.
I'm with my daughter.

416
00:24:29,320 --> 00:24:31,720
Have a good night. But...

417
00:24:35,200 --> 00:24:38,120
So, how'd it go with the rock god?

418
00:24:38,160 --> 00:24:39,760
Awful.

419
00:24:39,800 --> 00:24:41,800
He's become very bitter.

420
00:24:41,840 --> 00:24:43,760
Probably 'cause
he failed to make it.

421
00:24:43,800 --> 00:24:47,000
This dinner party might just be
the three of us and Martin.

422
00:24:47,040 --> 00:24:51,320
Maybe the three of us should go out
tonight, get completely trashed.

423
00:24:51,360 --> 00:24:54,520
Are you OK? What's up?
I'm not pregnant.

424
00:24:54,560 --> 00:24:56,360
Oh, no! What happened?

425
00:24:56,400 --> 00:25:00,240
They were out-of-date tests -
that we've actually been selling.

426
00:25:00,280 --> 00:25:04,280
Hang on. Am I missing something?
Just that.

427
00:25:04,320 --> 00:25:06,520
I thought I was pregnant,
but I'm not.

428
00:25:06,560 --> 00:25:12,480
How come she knew and I didn't? I'm sorry. I
was gonna tell you but I thought it might upset you.

429
00:25:12,520 --> 00:25:17,280
I know. It's just, for some reason, I find
it easier to tell you bad news than good news.

430
00:25:19,600 --> 00:25:21,600
Right.

431
00:25:36,200 --> 00:25:37,800
Hey, hey, hey.

432
00:25:37,840 --> 00:25:39,480
So? How was the date?

433
00:25:39,520 --> 00:25:43,240
SHE SIGHS I wish everyone would
just stop going on about that.

434
00:25:43,280 --> 00:25:46,280
It was...
He's too immature for me.

435
00:25:46,320 --> 00:25:49,720
Anyway, how was your night?
Good. Fine. Usual. Nothing much.

436
00:25:49,760 --> 00:25:51,880
They've got croissants over there.
Oh.

437
00:25:54,800 --> 00:25:56,800
Hey. Hi. Hi.

438
00:25:59,600 --> 00:26:03,320
So was it a late one last night,
you dirty stop-outs?

439
00:26:03,360 --> 00:26:05,560
Yeah.

440
00:26:05,600 --> 00:26:10,240
A few of us went on to 16.
Legends! Who was there?

441
00:26:11,120 --> 00:26:15,840
Us two, Paul, Niaill, Kieran,
and Samara the influencer.

442
00:26:15,880 --> 00:26:19,880
I think there's something
going on there. No comment.

443
00:26:19,920 --> 00:26:22,520
I think Kieran's
under the influencer.

444
00:26:22,560 --> 00:26:24,560
THEY CHUCKLE

445
00:26:39,840 --> 00:26:44,200
Hey. What the fuck are you
playing at? What the fuck are you talking about?

446
00:26:44,240 --> 00:26:49,680
I'm talking about what everyone in the fucking
office is talking about - you and Samara.

447
00:26:49,720 --> 00:26:52,320
For fuck's sake, it's an office.
Let them talk.

448
00:26:52,360 --> 00:26:54,520
Gossip is part of the furniture.
Yeah?

449
00:26:54,560 --> 00:26:57,440
How do you think it makes me feel?
I'm sorry, what?

450
00:26:57,480 --> 00:26:59,960
How do you think it makes me feel?

451
00:27:00,000 --> 00:27:03,000
Everyone talking about
you and Samara shagging.

452
00:27:03,040 --> 00:27:05,040
Are you?

453
00:27:05,080 --> 00:27:09,480
You do realise that whether we are
or aren't, it isn't any of your business?

454
00:27:09,520 --> 00:27:11,320
You do realise that, right?

455
00:27:12,440 --> 00:27:14,080
Fuckin' hell!

456
00:27:46,800 --> 00:27:48,400
Laura Donegan!

457
00:27:48,440 --> 00:27:50,800
Long time no see!
How the hell are you?

458
00:27:50,840 --> 00:27:54,960
Rona Kelly. We sat beside each
other in chemistry in second year.

459
00:27:54,961 --> 00:27:58,359
You blamed me when you were caught
pretending a test tube was a cock.

460
00:27:58,360 --> 00:28:00,800
SHE CHUCKLES
Are you sure that was me?

461
00:28:00,840 --> 00:28:05,640
It doesn't sound like me. Oh! You're still
trying to wriggle out of it all these years later.

462
00:28:05,680 --> 00:28:07,480
Bloody typical.
SHE CHUCKLES

463
00:28:07,520 --> 00:28:09,800
Have you moved into the area
for the school?

464
00:28:09,840 --> 00:28:12,000
Everybody does that.
It's a great school.

465
00:28:12,040 --> 00:28:14,560
What class are yours in? Huh?

466
00:28:14,600 --> 00:28:16,600
No, I don't have kids.

467
00:28:16,640 --> 00:28:18,320
I'm picking up my niece.

468
00:28:18,360 --> 00:28:21,360
Niece and nephew. Twins.

469
00:28:21,400 --> 00:28:25,040
Twin...niece and nephew.
Oh, cute. Yeah.

470
00:28:25,080 --> 00:28:27,840
What class are they in?
Er, baby infants.

471
00:28:29,320 --> 00:28:31,240
Junior infants?

472
00:28:31,280 --> 00:28:33,280
I dunno. I can never remember.

473
00:28:33,320 --> 00:28:36,360
You're up to something. I'm not.

474
00:28:36,400 --> 00:28:40,000
I'd better go, you know, in case
someone snatches them or...

475
00:28:40,040 --> 00:28:42,080
Let's go, then.

476
00:28:42,120 --> 00:28:43,800
Rona!
SCHOOL BELL Sorry.

477
00:28:43,840 --> 00:28:48,160
I'm not gonna be able to help out
at the cake sale fundraiser. Oh!

478
00:28:48,200 --> 00:28:52,600
Yeah. My husband's whisking me off
to Barcelona for his birthday.

479
00:28:52,640 --> 00:28:54,280
Sorry.

480
00:28:56,520 --> 00:29:00,240
Hey. Oh! Er, sorry.

481
00:29:01,280 --> 00:29:05,800
Erm... It's great to see you.
I-I'd better shoot.

482
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Hey, what about the twins? Huh?

483
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Er, they'll be grand.
They're very mature five-year-olds.

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CAR HORN / TYRES SCREECH

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Oh...fuck!

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